Danny Dyer plays a hustler and fixer in Soho’s sex industry who agrees to be followed and filmed by a documentary camera crew for one week. However, it soon turns out to be no ordinary week; While one of his porn directors is behind schedule, Stanley is kicked out of his apartment for not paying his rent and beaten up by his landlord and Chinese thugs who are starting to encroach onto Stanley’s territory but these are the least of his problems as his life starts spiralling brutally out of control…

Featuring an explosive cast (including Billy Boyd, Scarlett Alice Johnson, Martin Compston and Barbara Nedeljakova), Pimp is a sexy, exciting and action-packed look at the darker side of London’s glamorous and dangerous nightlife.

We have 3 sets of DVD’s & 3 sets of Blu-Ray discs to give away! We’ll also through in some very ltd edt Pimp condoms too.
Just tell us what the hell the below means.
“Got on our whistles wot say we pop round the Jack and get elephant’s off our Chevy Chase. Pwoper nawtee like!”
Email pimp@fusedmagazine.com by 7/6/2010 and we’ll pull the winning answers out of our tit for tat

http://www.pimpthefilm.com

WIN A PAIR OF VIP WEEKEND TICKETS FOR DOWNLOAD FESTIVAL AT DONINGTON - To celebrate 30 years of rock at Donington, we are going to give you and a friend the chance to win a pair of VIP weekend tickets to the legendary Download Festival taking place 11-13 June. With a line-up that includes headliners AC/DC, Rage Against The Machine and Aerosmith.

Prize includes VIP weekend tickets and VIP camping tickets.

For your chance of winning tell us: What is the name of the Rage Against The Machine track that was the 2009 Christmas number one?

Send you answer along with your name, address, date of birth and phone number to comps@fusedmagazine.com. Please put ‘DOWNLOAD’ in the subject box. Deadline for entries is: 21 May 2010.

Entrants between 8 and 16 must be accompanied by an adult aged 21 or over. No entry for children younger than 8. For further information on tickets for Download Festival and all the up to date news please go to downloadfestival.co.uk.

Dirty Velvet Clothing is a men’s t-shirt brand with a twist. The Velveteers pride themselves on their individuality and quality with all the t-shirts being made from 100% organic cotton and carrying the Fairtrade mark.

Their aim is to produce designs with originality and substance with a free-thinking style guaranteed to grab attention. The Last Supper tee with a T-Rex skull is certain to get a reaction and their designs are gaining popularity thanks to being seen on a number of celebs including comedian Russell Howard and Take That’s Howard Donald.

Urban Outfitters stores across the UK are currently stocking these unique designs at around £30 for Spring/Summer but we have 10 to giveaway to lucky readers.

If you’d like to win one then tell us: What are Dirty Velvet t-shirts made from:

A. Tail Hair from 3-legged Shetland Ponies

B. 100% Organic, Fairly Traded Cotton.

C. Shredded banana skins held together with flavourless jelly.

To enter send your answer along with your chosen shirt style from dirtyvelvet.co.uk and your name, address, telephone number, date-of-birth and shirt size to comps@fusedmagazine.com.

Deadline for entries is 28 May, 2010.

If you’re fanatical about TV and film, the three latest releases from the Scene It? stable will no doubt be on your Christmas list this year.
Featuring all-new deluxe editions from the popular game franchise including STAR TREK, THE SIMPSONS and TWILIGHT, you can indulge your inner Trekkie, Simpson-self and vampire this Christmas.

From the second you load the game disc into your DVD player, you’ll boldly go where no Star Trek fan has gone before. A galaxy bursting with on-screen puzzles and trivia the SCENE IT? STAR TREK DELUXE EDITION will push your Trek trivia knowledge into warp drive. Also featuring real clips from all six TV series and the first ten movies, the SCENE IT? STAR TREK DELUXE EDITION will challenge and entertain everyone, from casual Star Trek viewers to the most die-hard fan.

Celebrating the 20th anniversary of TV’s longest-running comedy, SCENE IT? THE SIMPSONS DELUXE EDITION is loaded with real clips, on-screen puzzles and trivia from the first two decades of the show. Show what you know about America’s favourite dysfunctional family, featuring Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie and the rest of the citizens of Springfield. Make a mad dash for the sofa, put the disc into your DVD player and get ready to play one of the best games ever.

The SCENE IT? TWILIGHT DELUXE EDITION includes hundreds of clips, trivia questions and on-screen puzzles from the movie phenomenon. Enjoy all-new challenges and unique mini-games that will test your observation, memory and puzzle-solving skills. This edition also includes content from the upcoming film New Moon. Quench your thirst for more Bella, Edward, Jacob and all the characters you love (and loathe) while you relive your favorite Twilight moments again and again.

SCENE IT? STAR TREK, THE SIMPSONS & TWILIGHT DELUXE EDITIONS are available to buy from Paramount Home Entertainment.
We have a copy of each to give away!
To enter join the Fused Mailing list and then send an email including your name, address, telephone number and date of birth to competitions@fusedmagazine.computting the name of the competition in the Subject box.

The tragic loss of their unborn child has devastated Kate (Vera Farmiga, Up in the Air, The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas) and John (Peter Sarsgaard, An Education, Jarhead, Shattered Glass), taking a toll on both their marriage and Kate’s fragile psyche as she is plagued by nightmares and haunted by demons from her past.

Struggling to regain some semblance of normalcy in their lives, the couple decides to adopt another child. At the local orphanage, both John and Kate find themselves strangely drawn to a young girl named Esther (Isabelle Fuhrman)…but Esther is not what she appears to be and, concerned for the safety of her family, Kate tries to get John and others to see past Esther’s sweet facade. But her warnings go unheeded until it may be too late…for everyone.

Out now On DVD & Blu-ray

We have 3 DVDs to give away. To enter join the Fused Mailing list and then send an email including your name, address, telephone number and date of birth to competitions@fusedmagazine.com putting the name of the competition in the Subject box.

Deadline for entries is: Noon on 18th December, 2009.

This is the story of Gabrielle Chanel (Audrey Tautou, Amélie, The Da Vinci Code), who begins her life as a headstrong orphan, and through an extraordinary journey becomes the legendary couturier that embodied the modern woman and became a timeless symbol of success, freedom and style.

As a little girl, Gabrielle is sent with her sister to an orphanage in the heart of France, where she waits in vain every Sunday for her father to come for her. A few years later Gabrielle is a humble seamstress by day, stitching hems at the back of a provincial tailor’s shop, whilst by night she is a cabaret performer with a weak voice who sings to an audience of drunken soldiers.

One night she meets middle-aged aristocrat Etienne Balsan (Benoît Poelvoorde, (Entre ses mains/In His Hands, Podium) who offers her a safe haven as a young courtesan amongst the idle and decadent of French society. Reborn as Coco, a rebel who finds the conventions of her time oppressive and instead dresses in her lovers’ clothes, she soon encounters the friends and lovers who will shape her life through triumph and tragedy, and who inspire her ascent to the pinnacle of Fashion legend…

Also starring Alessandro Nivola (Junebug, Jurassic Park III), Emmanuelle Devos (The Beat that My Heart Skipped, Read My Lips) and Marie Gillain (L’Enfer, Female Agents, Le Bossu), Coco Before Chanel is directed by Anne Fontaine (The Girl From Monaco) from a screenplay she co-wrote with her sister Camille and with the collaboration of Christopher Hampton (Dangerous Liaisons), Catherine Leterrier created the original costumes, Stephen Jones and Pippa Cleator the fabulous hats, and the production was given the assistance of the Maison CHANEL, who opened their archives and collections.

Out now To Own On DVD & Blu-ray.

We have 3 copies of Coco Before Chanel to give away on Blu ray.

To enter join the Fused Mailing list and then send an email including your name, address, telephone number and date of birth to competitions@fusedmagazine.com putting the name of the competition in the Subject box.

Deadline for entries is: Noon on 18th December, 2009.

HBO Home Entertainment presents the hottest stand-up comedy DVD of Christmas 2009 with the release of the eagerly anticipated CHRIS ROCK: KILL THE MESSENGER on 16 November. This essential live comedy DVD will be topping everyone’s wish lists. To celebrate the release, we are giving away 3 copies on DVD.

CHRIS ROCK: KILL THE MESSENGER features the international superstar in a triumphant, all-new stand-up comedy event that cuts together footage from three different performances, at the Carling Apollo Hammersmith in London, South Africa’s Carnival City Casino and New York’s legendary Apollo Theatre. Chris said of the comedy event “I wanted to do the type of stand-up special that I’ve never seen before”.

If you were unlucky enough not to secure a ticket to his sold-out UK live shows last year now is your chance to catch the comedic genius of ‘The funniest man in America’ and one of the ‘top 100 most influential people in the world’ according to Time magazine. If you were one of the lucky ones to catch him live, you’ll want to relive that moment time and again on DVD.

Never afraid to say the unthinkable, Rock is brave and challenging but classy and laugh-out-loud hilarious. This innovative and fast paced show covers topical issues from Race; can a white person ever use the ‘N’ Word? Why a black First Lady is more ground-breaking than a black President and the rules of the interracial posse. On Sex and Relationships; Chris states that it’s hard being a man, as no-one cares, he also answers the question of what women want, throwing in an uproariously scathing attack on Desperate Housewives and examines the many differences between men and women.

To win this prize, please answer the question below:

In which film did Chris Rock star alongside Ben Affleck and Matt Damon as the forgotten apostle, Rufus?

Send your answer to competitions@fusedmagazine.com putting ‘Chris Rock’ in the subject box, and we could be sending you this hilarious Christmas present.

There’ll be live music on the night from Deadmau5 and Calvin Harris, who’ll be performing a DJ set.
For a chance to get your name on the NYE guestlist and to win a copy of Gatecrasher’s Club Anthems 1993-2009, just answer the following question:

Which British rapper did Calvin Harris collaborate with on the song Dance Wiv Me?

To enter the competition, simply send an e-mail with Gatecrasher in the subject title to competition@fusedmagazine.com with your name, address and date of birth.

The competition closes on 18th December. Four runner-ups will also win a copy of Gatecrasher’s Club Anthems 1993-2009.

The NYE event at Gatecrasher Birmingham is from 9pm-6am. Tickets are also available online at www.gatecrasher.com/tickets

It’s a matter of opinion how cool DJs look with their mixing decks, headphones and time controlling fingers pushing buttons and switches, but there’s now a whole new question to be posed if they get their hands on a Tonium Pacemaker. It’s been coming for years, with gadget and DJ magazines holding their breath for this literally revolutionary piece of DJing equipment. As DJ Richie Hawtin said, “This will be to dance music what guitars were to rock n roll.”

So what is it exactly? Taking the best of an ipod-the ease in which to access 15,000 songs, and the tools of a mixing deck-the cue point settings, the EQ stabilising, the beatmatching, the recording and mixing capability, they are combined into 6×2x0.8 inches of black machinery that obliterates the reliance on standing at a deck all night getting back ache from crouching over. For amateurs and professionals alike, this is the kind of gadget that the smartest will get first, and the trailers will soon realise they need to have.

Resembling a mini mixing deck, the two circular areas each have a different function. The top one being the screen so you know what’s going on, and the bottom touchpad allowing you to determine what to do. As their website says, you are *only limited by your own imagination.” Meaning this is not a machine you can blame for your poor skills should you mess up and get away with it. With up to 15 hours of play time, and 5 of mixing time, the award winning product means you can DJ anywhere, anytime and for any circumstance.

Retailing at £369, here at Fused we’re giving you the opportunity to win one and realise your Pete Tong dream. Email your answer, name, age, date of birth and address to competitions@fusedmagazine.com by 12 noon on the 14th August 2009.

The question is:

What is the other moniker Soulwax are known by?

a. 2manydjs
b. Armin Van Buuren
c. LCD Soundsystem

www.pacemaker.net