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Ever since Fused saw Edward Penis Hands and Shaving Ryan's Privates on VHS a few years back we've been obsessed with the strange names that porn producers come up with for their err..art. These are our current faves:

She's Not A Lesbian ... She's A Vagitarian
Tits Of Fury
Rimmerama
Hooters And The Blowjobs
Cockless 19
Amateurs Only #131 - How Much Longer Is This Going To Take
Dead Men Don't Wear Rubbers
Topless Brain Surgeons
K-Fck ... The Only Thing Missing Is You!
Let's Play Anal Twister
Sandwich Of Love
Perverted Adventures Of Super Dave #1
Hitler Sucks
Anal Fireball
Airtight Granny
Titallica - Master Of Puppies
White Men Can't Iron On Butt Row
Super Dripping Wet Series #3 - Carnal Casserole
Bumpin Donuts
May The Foreskin Be With You
Beyond The Valley Of The Ultra Milkmaids
What's The Lesbian Doing In My Pirate Movie?
Lusty Life #89 - Slide Your Long Loaf In My Hot Oven
Adventures Of The Fart Bitches
I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus
Yank My Doodle, It's A Dandy
Indiana Joan And The Black Hole Of Mammoo
Big, Brown, Bomb Boo-Yow Booty, Brazilian Bitches
editors rmg1 Editors, Maximo Park and The Features live in Nashville Fused joined Editors, Maximo Park and The Features in Nashville on 17th September as part of the JD Set to celebrate Jack Daniels birthday. Check out the photos here.
DR01 Damien Rice @ Wolverhampton Civic Hall 29/03/07 The Irish troubadour goes through the motions during a shortUK tour.
Lily01 Lily Allen @ Wolves Civic Hall Lilly Allen shouts her mouth off in Wolverhampton, with a few unexpected covers thrown in for good measure.
Rave01 NME Rave Tour - Wolverhampton Wulfrun Hall Photos by Steve Gerrard - www.rock-photo.com
Twang03 The Twang & friends @ Academy 2 A feast of Birmingham talent for Christmas with The Twang, Murdoch, Deluka, The Ripps and Untitled Musical Project @ Academy 2 - 20/12/06. Words & photos: Steve Gerrard www.rock-photo.com
Mr. Waters John Waters

Once crowned 'The Pope of Trash' by William Burroughs for his no-budget gross out movies such as 'Pink Flamingos' and  'Female Trouble' John Waters is now hailed as the genius behind Hairspray, which is now a hot Broadway musical. He tells us more …
Lemmy Motorhead (Lemmy)

Best known for their 1980 hit The Ace of Spades Motorhead are still rocking along today. We get up close and personal with Motorhead lead man Lemmy to find out about the new album.
A picture of Kraftwerk MONO

MONO NUMBER ONE :PHUNK STUDIO, A DECADE OF DECADENCE
Trying to remember a decade's worth of random work and forgotten memories
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Ever since Fused saw Edward Penis Hands and Shaving Ryan's Privates on VHS a few years back we've been obsessed with the strange names that porn producers come up with for their err..art.
Razorlight - band photo Razorlight

The hottest young rock'n'roll band in the UK today have been stealing headlines, breaking hearts and carving out their own niche in three minute guitar melodies. We shared a drink and a chat with frontman Johnny Borrel and guitarist Bjorn Agren.
Richard Pryor - Illustration by Newtasty Richard Pryor

You couldn't write a more vivid or eventful life story if you tried. Pryor was the son of a prostitute, raised in a brothel and became a sex addict (with no less than 5 ex-wives).
The Killers The Killers

Fused talks to the Las Vegas rock band whose debut album is released this month.
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